Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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