look no pants
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.