FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole