Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
They have beer where we have blood.
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