talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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