wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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