i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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