so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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