What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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