Is it because I queefed?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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