I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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