There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run