I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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