xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT