how can u be prego again
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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