I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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