I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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