There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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