I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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