Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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