Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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