Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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