Cold hands, warm shart.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
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How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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