I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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