Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
honey bunches of taint.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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