She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I fill condoms, not promises.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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