I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...