I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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