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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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