We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
barbara walters just said penis...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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