Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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