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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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