Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have fence marks all over my body
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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