i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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