I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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