so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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