so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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