I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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