Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she looked like the before picture.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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