So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize