a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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