can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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