is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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