i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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