i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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