We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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