Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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