he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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