God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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