i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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