he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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